Banjonese

1. a fake accent used by an actor in movies, TV shows, and/or video games meant to represent someone from the American South yet is comically unconvincing due to it's over-reliance on stereotypical cadences associated with the region to the point that it sounds like the twanging sounds from the stringed instrument, the banjo.
2. an exaggerated fake Southern accent.

I still love Nic Cage in Con Air despite his Banjonese and bad hair.

by Talsin February 16, 2019

Banjolele

1. Half banjo, half ukulele--banjolele!!
2. Jackson Rathbone from Twilight and 100 Monkeys has one.
3. Sweeeeeet!!!

That asshole stole my banjolele.

by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!

Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

Bandonesia

A certain sickness you get after having sexual intercourse in a bando(abandoned home)

Damn girl you fucked him in a bando you got bandonesia

by Bando843 November 25, 2019

Baconese

A religion where bacon is idolized and worshiped

What kind of religion do you study Mrs. F?
Baconese....bacon is my world.

by Andrew Winner November 17, 2010

Brandonese

When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"

Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.

by The Bootjacker May 5, 2011

BenJonesing

Being really sarcastic. Like annoyingly sarcastic.

Have you heard him? He’s being so rude benjonesing me

by Adama November 29, 2019