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Benicus

A person that only lives on the road in his car. In most cases he cooks chickens for a living and hates stores that sell merchandise in bulk. He is rarely sought out because upon spotting strangers he will pull a sledge hammer out of his trunk and "bust some skulls". He is also known for curb stomping, screaming obscenities, and lighting his few friends on fire. When asked about this he always seems to reply "shit happens".
Man 1: Why didn't you go to the movies?
Man 2: Benicus was there and he was ready to bust some skulls.
by Ben The Raven March 20, 2009
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Beticus Theticus

While seeming as a word a retard would use, beticus actually means “bet” or “no way”. If you don’t believe someone can do something, you can say beticus, which is often paired with theticus. Theticus has no real meaning, but makes the word Beticus sound better. Has become a meme in Ridgewood New Jersey, and May live forever.

A word originally invented in the early 2000s, it has grown to be one of the most useful terms in the Urban Dictionary
Nolan: There is no way you would actually do that
David: Beticus Theticus
by Ian Crowley December 24, 2018
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Besicuse

A really bad excuse, but the best you've got.
I really wanted to come to class but my grandmother died. Sorry to hear that, nice besicuse!
by WillGRace April 25, 2019
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Benitus

He is benitus
by Ben2227 November 21, 2021
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