Benicus 

A person that only lives on the road in his car. In most cases he cooks chickens for a living and hates stores that sell merchandise in bulk. He is rarely sought out because upon spotting strangers he will pull a sledge hammer out of his trunk and "bust some skulls". He is also known for curb stomping, screaming obscenities, and lighting his few friends on fire. When asked about this he always seems to reply "shit happens".

Man 1: Why didn't you go to the movies?
Man 2: Benicus was there and he was ready to bust some skulls.

Benicus by Ben The Raven March 20, 2009

Beticus Theticus 

While seeming as a word a retard would use, beticus actually means “bet” or “no way”. If you don’t believe someone can do something, you can say beticus, which is often paired with theticus. Theticus has no real meaning, but makes the word Beticus sound better. Has become a meme in Ridgewood New Jersey, and May live forever.

A word originally invented in the early 2000s, it has grown to be one of the most useful terms in the Urban Dictionary

Nolan: There is no way you would actually do that
David: Beticus Theticus

Beticus Theticus by Ian Crowley December 24, 2018

Besicuse 

A really bad excuse, but the best you've got.

I really wanted to come to class but my grandmother died. Sorry to hear that, nice besicuse!

Besicuse by WillGRace April 25, 2019

Benitus

Benefit from god

He is benitus

Benitus by Ben2227 November 21, 2021