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in-car-becile 

Those idiots on the road who miss stoplights and other dumb things. They frequently appear whenever you are running late to school or work. They will stop at lights for an hour because they do not know it is green. They are usually distracted, resulting in your frustration, lateness, and in some severe cases, the loss of some paint on your car.
When Sally was on her way to the university, an in-car-becile cut her off and stayed in between two lanes for up to five minutes. Exasperated, she shouted, "What an in-car-becile! Why doesn't he move?!".
in-car-becile by LOL-luvr November 12, 2009
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Sarah Beckley 

oh man there she goes again she pulled a sarah beckley she singing about eskimos' again....
Sarah Beckley by ohyeah333 January 12, 2008

Beckleburger 

The most commonly used nickname for someone named Rebecca.
Also can be shortened to Beckles
Hey, look, there's Beckleburger
Beckleburger by your unicorn July 13, 2011
A small yet growing city in Southern West Virginia that even other people in the state never heard of, let alone the rest of the country. Beckley is the biggest city closest to the Western Hemisphere's longest arch bridge and near one of the oldest rivers on the planet, the New River. Yet people still haven't heard of Beckley.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: So where are you from?
A person from Beckley, WV: Oh I am from Beckley.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: Where the heck is that?
A person from Beckley, WV: Umm its like only 2 hours south of Clarksburg.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: In Virginia or Kentucky?
A person from Beckley, WV: Just go to hell.
Beckley by Billyranawaywithme November 1, 2012

Becklesed 

becklesed: (adj) describing a state of utter confusion
"Sort of like, why can’t you have a cleanroom - I’m so becklesed!"
Becklesed by FredBloggs October 21, 2003
a person who is misunderstood at times, but intelligent, affectionate and very cuddly
Her husband treats her like shit, but she sure is a Beccles!
beccles by Ironbrand September 9, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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