Those idiots on the road who miss stoplights and other dumb things. They frequently appear whenever you are running late to school or work. They will stop at lights for an hour because they do not know it is green. They are usually distracted, resulting in your frustration, lateness, and in some severe cases, the loss of some paint on your car.
When Sally was on her way to the university, an in-car-becile cut her off and stayed in between two lanes for up to five minutes. Exasperated, she shouted, "What an in-car-becile! Why doesn't he move?!".
A small yet growing city in Southern West Virginia that even other people in the state never heard of, let alone the rest of the country. Beckley is the biggest city closest to the Western Hemisphere's longest arch bridge and near one of the oldest rivers on the planet, the New River. Yet people still haven't heard of Beckley.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: So where are you from?
A person from Beckley, WV: Oh I am from Beckley.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: Where the heck is that?
A person from Beckley, WV: Umm its like only 2 hours south of Clarksburg.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: In Virginia or Kentucky?
A person from Beckley, WV: Just go to hell.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.