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The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.

Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.

Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.

Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
by BenildusStudent February 17, 2011
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