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Benadryl'd

The act of giving your husband Benadryl so that he's too tired for sex.
I Benadryl'd Jason so he'd leave me the hell alone.
by Truth telling 101 January 15, 2017
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Benadryl’d Arnold

When you crush up Benadryl into a powder and put it inside a condom before use - this is done to achieve a forced limp dick or whisky dick effect.
“Yeah, I pulled the old Benadryl’d Arnold trick - she has no idea I wasn’t into her last night.”
by nine times August 11, 2023
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Benadryl Dart

1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.
On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).
by Fotofly November 28, 2010
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benadryl cabbage patch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange
by notspiderman December 9, 2016
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benadryl high

a crazy hallucinatory high..

in reality i was standing where the coffee cup was supposed to be (next to the coffee machine and creamer and sugar) and my mind tricked me that there was a blue coffee cup on the counter and i was lifting it up, but in reality i was lifting the creamer container and pouring the sugar into the creamer container, and i poured old cold coffee from that morning (this was at night) into the creamer/sugar mixture i made and tried stirring it (only me and my druggy friend were awake), not to mention i was walking up the stairs to get to the living room in the first place and hallucinated my dog going up the steps so i stood there waiting at empty stairs saying "im waiting for the dog to go up the stairs" when in reality the dog was laying down in the kitchen, so my friend said "man the dog isnt even anywhere near you how is he in the way", and i also tried sleeping upstairs in the bathtub because i thought that was my bed but my bed is downstairs. YOU NEED someone with you that KNOWS youre doing this drug that can help you out, because this drug is scary as fuck when you take it, and im done taking it, because the last two times i've done it i did 1200MG of benadryl and my pupils got huge like i was doing acid and i was high for like 3 days. i got a headache that felt like someone was cracking my skull with a hammer while high on this, and my heart was beating like a motorcycle.
"man dont take too much of that alone, a benadryl high is scary as shit"
by jakematoga July 27, 2019
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benadryl

1. An over the counter antihistimine that works great if you need to stop an allergic reaction or fall asleep.
2. The world's least addictive recreational drug. There's nothing fun about getting high on Benadryl. In fact, it's horrible. You have terrifying hallucinations that are impossible to distinguish from reality. Gum is more addictive than that shit.
1. That Benadryl stopped my sneezing but damn am I sleepy now.
2. One time I ate 16 Benadryl for "fun." My ceiling had two fans on it and a wrought iron fence was sticking out of my wall. I heard footsteps on the ceiling, people banging on my window, and upon seeing a giant, oozing bug on my comforter, I spent the duration of the night whimpering underneath my covers.
by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009
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benadryled

(pronounced: ben - a - drilled)

hazy, sedated feeling that may or may not be caused by taking medication (like benadryl)
I can't believe I tried to talk my way out of the ticket for running a red light. I told the cop that I couldn't help it, I was benadryled.
by gmoney63 November 20, 2007
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