Definitions by gmoney63

Fetal fart 

An unborn fart; gas in the intestinal tract working its way toward anal birth

"What was that rumbling noise?" asked Wes.

"It's Tom's fetal farts. We should clear the room before he gives birth," exclaimed Craig.

Fetal fart by GMoney63 November 19, 2011

gift crack 

The gap in wrapping paper or uncovered portion of a gift usually found on the bottom of the box. May result from the gift wrapper running out of paper or cutting gift wrap too small to cover the entire package.

Bryan figured out what his present was because the gift crack exposed the picture on the box.

gift crack by gmoney63 December 22, 2008

poo air

an extremely smelly fart caused by gas passing around crap in the intestines.

The preferred pronunciation "pwair" (almost French sounding) is a high-class way to refer to a fart.

While the sound of Dennis' fart was muted by the orchestra, his poo air overwhelmed the audience in the mezzanine.

poo air by gmoney63 December 22, 2008

shut the fup 

an abbreviation of the exclamation, "Shut the fuck up!" Used to silence a loud and/or obnoxious person. Unlike the unabbreviated phrase, may be used in front of children or proper individuals without offense.

After several requests for silence, Tom turned to his fellow parishioner exclaiming, "Shut the fup! I'm trying to listen to the sermon!"

shut the fup by GMoney63 December 14, 2008

benadryled

(pronounced: ben - a - drilled)

hazy, sedated feeling that may or may not be caused by taking medication (like benadryl)

I can't believe I tried to talk my way out of the ticket for running a red light. I told the cop that I couldn't help it, I was benadryled.

benadryled by gmoney63 November 20, 2007

shut the fup 

an abbreviation of the exclamation, "Shut the fuck up!" Used to silence a loud and/or obnoxious person. Unlike the unabbreviated phrase, may be used in front of children or proper individuals without offense.

After several requests for silence, Tom turned to his fellow parishioner exclaiming, "Shut the fup! I'm trying to listen to the sermon!"

shut the fup by gmoney63 April 5, 2007