Ben-Dover 

My best friends name, and when i ask his Girlfriend where he is. She Drops her pants and lets me fuck her

Me: Ben-Dover
Girl: Yes Daddy
Me: i mean my best friend where is he?
Girl: Do you think i care just fuck me :>

Ben-Dover by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

ben dover 

the best fake name ever.

Hi, Im Dr. Ben Dover, I'll be conducting your examination today.

ben dover by Dr. Ben Dover December 19, 2007

Ben Dover 

Ben Dover is a very fancy name given to really rich fellows Mostly billionaire's

*Talks in British accent*Hello my name is Ben Dover what a colossal day were having

Ben Dover by Pink cheese green goes November 2, 2019

ben dover 

A common name used in a crank call.

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."

ben dover by Anonymous May 15, 2003

ben dover 

Ben Dover - a middle/ old aged Gonzo pornographer who looks like the kind of guy you'd get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering Wherther's originals to schoolkids until outed by the "Sun" newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. Also a religious figure in the Turkish village of Turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of Ben Dover in various sexual positions.

Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".

Hello, my name is Ben.... Ben Dover. You're very naughty.... (forces digit into victim's rectum).

ben dover by Turku Bentu July 4, 2006

Ben Dover 

1. Ben Dover is a homeless man who lives on the streets
2. A Sexy Kahoot Name
3. A homie who lets you practice for your girl

HEY BEN DOVER. HOW YA DOING

Ben Dover by ShinyDuck21 December 9, 2021

Ben Dover 

The actor/director of fine gonzo style pornography orginating from the UK. Ben charms real housewives to appear in his video and have their bottoms shagged.

"Ben Dover for Ben Dover"

Ben Dover by Ben Dover May 13, 2005