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Ben Shapiro

Renowned hypotheticalist. He hates everything that's left. He wouldn't even take a left turn while driving even if his life counted on it. He also has a wife, trust me, he does, and she's a doctor.
Guy 1 - "So I was watching a podcast on TV and there was this one annoying dude who kept blabbering about radical leftists in a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice

Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."
Ben Shapiro by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Ben Shapiro

The part of the foreskin that is removed during a circumcision.
The Brit leaned forward and sucked up the ben shapiro completing the circumcision.
Ben Shapiro by Coolgoy September 20, 2021

Ben Shapiro Curse 

The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.
Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse

Ben Shapiro

He will never lose his virginity, he’s a Ben Shapiro.
Ben Shapiro by A fellow Jew October 16, 2021

Ben Shapiro

"Did you see the new porno? It's starring Ben Shapiro!"
Ben Shapiro by BenShapiroLover69 November 9, 2021