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The feeling of not having to pee at all.
I'm so blempty right now, I totally don't have to go to that rest stop.
Blempty by JBennett February 14, 2009

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.
Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!
Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

bumpty bumpty 

my gilrfriend broke up with me and no longer do we do bumpty bumpty
bumpty bumpty by Patrick from Atown November 13, 2006
Being scared of something thats not even scary.
Joe: That movie made me bummy yo.

Tlynne: Yo you a bumpty... softermanz!
Bumpty by tlynne July 14, 2009

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

bumpty dance 

To bump fuzzies with another.
The act of humping.
I could not walk or shit right for a week after kevin and I did the bumpty dance.
bumpty dance by Jaclyn Decarlo August 17, 2006