Blempty

The feeling of not having to pee at all.

I'm so blempty right now, I totally don't have to go to that rest stop.

by JBennett February 14, 2009

Reverse Blumpty

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.

1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.

by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008

Blumpty

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a blow job while taking a shit.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

BLEMPT

BLEMPT: THE PAST TENSE OF BLAME

"I DIDN'T DO IT BUT I WAS BLEMPT"

by nigglenoggle May 20, 2009

Blumpty Dumpty

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014

humpty blumpty

Getting blumpkins from a pregnant woman.

Shazney didn't allow the fact that she was heavily pregnant stop her having a good old humpty blumpty.

by Cherenkov June 13, 2007

Bempty

Bempty, describing how your social battery is empty, is composed of b (short for battery, referring to the social battery), and empty, referring to how it's empty.

"Do you want to go to this party?" No, I'm bempty."

by artimino August 3, 2025