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To insert one's erect member into the twitching anus of another
Karl is a huge fan of bemming, though no blokes will let him partake
Bemming by G February 4, 2005
Words you can keep

bumming my bone 

"Geez Kim, you need to wax your moustache, it's bumming my bone"
bumming my bone by tree fingers January 9, 2014

Cross Beaming

When a group of gentlemen gather in a circle and cross their dongs as if they were support beams.
Steve,Gareth,Larry and Paul were all bored so they decided to try cross beaming their wangs.
Cross Beaming by LONG DONG SILVER January 11, 2015

blood bumming 

The perseverence of anal sex even when the reciprient is bleeding out...
Ted got caught blood bumming by his mum last night!
blood bumming by Us-Trap September 26, 2018

air bumming

The act practiced by squaddies in the presence of a camera & an unaware victim.

Victim is usually busy manning a phone or working on equipment, camera is filming said victim (either knowingly or non), victim is approached by the "air bummer", "air bummer" begins simulating sex motions without touching or alerting the victim that they are being "air bummed", hilarity ensues, victim humiliated, video is usually posted on the internet.

In extreme cases the "air bummer" will be joined by multiple wingmen and all will start bumming each other, sometimes forming a "bumming train".
Best air bumming examples are found on well known video websites.
air bumming by thegreendeath July 23, 2009

Eye Bumming 

When a man's eyes linger too long on a ladies bottom, he is said to be 'eye bumming' her.
A lady walks past a man in the street, the man turns to check the ladies bottom out as she passes. The man is then 'eye bumming' the lady, or violating her with his beady eyes, and can legitimately be referred to as a 'eye bummer' from then on. The unfortunate lady has been 'eye bummed'
Eye Bumming by Tomster@Lyon November 8, 2013

Stealth Bumming 

The art of finding an unsuspecting victim leaning forward on a wall or railing ect then going up behind them and pretent to be taking them up the corn hole in a thrusting motion.
Hey, I wonder if he knows if he's recieving a good 'ol Stealth bumming?
Stealth Bumming by Jeff93 January 7, 2010
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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