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Belt-Off 

A game played in which the opponents attempt to see who can take their belt off the fastest. The one to throw their belt on the floor first is the winner.

RULES:
1. your belt must be completely on tight.

2. NO CHEATING OR HEAD STARTS. Go when "3" is said.

3. Shirts CAN be tucked in.

TIPS:
A fast way to take your belt off is a quick sliding motion, by sliding the left side of your belt to the right, the right side is loosened and is easier to slide out of a belt loop. then yanking the belt out to the right side. Then quickly throw it to the floor.

Have fun!
Guy 1 "belt-off?"
Other guys "sure!"
everyone "1...2...3!"

(everyone whips belts off and throw them on floor)
Belt-Off by Klopfenstein September 3, 2009
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Turkish Belt Off 

When 2 individuals of Turkish origin, decent and or affiliation settle their beef using their leather belts until one caves in, passes out, and or until death ensues. An ancient form of settling quarrels which has travelled through time and evolved into modern day society.
“Holy smoke did you see those 2 Turks go at each other with their freaking belts, wow what a sight. That was my first time watching a real life Turkish belt off, fuck yeah!”

“My mate is from Istanbul, let’s not make this any uglier than it has to be. I wouldn’t want any of you guys to end up in tears following a Turkish belt off.”

“Why do Turks always have to settle things using violent means such as a belt-off”
Turkish Belt Off by Boris Ze Sausage February 21, 2011

don't make me take off my belt 

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026