A girl whose pu$$y just can't be beat.
'Toya is a bell ringer.
by 'Toya June 5, 2007
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Noun: a girl or guy you've picked up that is so hot, you leave the bar asap, knowing you couldn't possibly do better. Refers to the bell rung at pubs indicating last call.
To group of friends whom you came to the bar with:

"Dudes, I've got a bell ringer. Don't worry about my ride home."
by Carguy7061 April 30, 2007
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a rare breed of gentlemen (the bellringers) who can drop schlong into a pint glass and achieve a thud on the bottom of the glass with their bell end.
Birdman's A champion bell ringer. He's capable of "touching base" on a yard of ale!
by afrolank June 3, 2016
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Derived from the characteristics of the historical figure Quasi Moto, this adjective refers to any person (preferably of the opposite sex) who possesses at least one (but not limited to) physical trait of Quasi Moto. For example: hunchback, oversized features, moles, foul smell, tattered clothing, and/or overall hideous appearance.
"So Travis brought home another bell-ringer last night, I bet she can really tug some rope"
by JP$ February 24, 2005
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Another word for a homosexual. Bell being the helmet of the penis, and the ringer being the gay person who is sucking/wanking the the gay mans cock
by Lobster September 7, 2003
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Making out with a female that is engaged and sucking on her titties. Then after you're done, you talk about her relationship with her dude and try to end the marriage even though you don't want to date her.
Dustin you just made out with somebody who is engaged? You are such a bell ringer!
by Jazze Pha December 13, 2006
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The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.
Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.
by Bellringer69 January 9, 2016
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