Place: Anne Arundel County, Maryland
Stomping Ground for the best beer pong players alive.
95% of inhabitants educate at Salisbury University
100% of inhabitants wakeboard, or have wakeboarded, or spend their summers in or on the water.
Outsiders: "How did you beat me so quickly in beer pong? Then how did you steal my girl because you have sublime skill on a wakeboard?"
Common Man from Mayo: "Mayo."