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to be late, delayed

Often used as a way of saying something past the actual event.
Belated Happy Birthday!
Belated happy new year!
belated by Abdul-Baari July 16, 2005
Words you can keep
a word that people use when they forget things instead of saying i'm sorry.
happy belated birthday = shit, sorry i forgot your birthday
belated by Kanan October 7, 2007
Be-Late-ed

The combination of being late and being high from marijuana.

In other words, showing up blazed and late.

The two coincide; the reason that one is late is due to that person being blazed.
I was so belated to my class, that I didn't even understand the lecture.

I would've known my que for drama class, if I hadn't been so belated.
Belated by Colonial Cabinet July 29, 2010
To be late on purpose so your mention is noticed more
belated by mikemx55 March 10, 2018

Belated blasphemy 

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.
My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.
Belated blasphemy by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Belated Birthday

Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.
guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag
Belated Birthday by Manager OD December 11, 2010

Belated goodnight 

A term used when a person forgot to say goodnight to a person the night before. Related to the phrase belated birthday it serves for the same general purpose. It is most commonly used through text.
Stella forgot to say goodnight to Eric so she quickly sent "belated goodnight!(:"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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