bej

to own face; to beat down on someone

I bejed you good nig nig.

by JGonz May 19, 2005

Bej

Female Genitals (Vagina). it is the opposite to 'Jeb'

Oh my god, Kevin you're a bej

by Jimdrummer September 10, 2006

Bej

Bej is a humanoid bulldog that is a god in sum cultures, and isn't widespread yet. The culture just happens to be named Bej, along with its main, and only God.Sum joke that this foreign god is the reason that your texts autocorrect, but he is.

Random guy: heyj what'sj upj?

Random guy: whyj isj myj autocorrectj actingj weirdj

Random girl: thisj isj certainly aj workj ofj Bej

by hamburgers are not drama January 21, 2018

bejba

The first word to Blanka's Solo

"Bejba, it's kainda krejze"

- Blanka, Polish Representive of the Eurovision Song Contest 2023

by Kappyidiot March 19, 2023

Bejba

The song "Solo" by Blanka, Poland's eurovision entry in 2023.
This is also used in transcriptions of the lyrics, where the first word is pronounced as if spelled "bejba" in Polish

after all of the memes I caught myself humming the BEJBA, what have I become😭

-- FluffyCatEars.

by Put you are Name here April 2, 2023

bejeweled boner

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Bejankety

Something that is very jacked-up, no good, ghetto-fabulous

Look at that bejankety outfit she's got on.

by The Kimmel Leader September 10, 2010