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Bej
Bej by Jimdrummer September 10, 2006
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Bej
Bej is a humanoid bulldog that is a god in sum cultures, and isn't widespread yet. The culture just happens to be named Bej, along with its main, and only God.Sum joke that this foreign god is the reason that your texts autocorrect, but he is.
Random guy: heyj what'sj upj?
Random guy: whyj isj myj autocorrectj actingj weirdj
Random girl: thisj isj certainly aj workj ofj Bej
Random guy: whyj isj myj autocorrectj actingj weirdj
Random girl: thisj isj certainly aj workj ofj Bej
Bej by hamburgers are not drama January 21, 2018
bejba
bejba by Kappyidiot March 19, 2023
Bejba
The song "Solo" by Blanka, Poland's eurovision entry in 2023.
This is also used in transcriptions of the lyrics, where the first word is pronounced as if spelled "bejba" in Polish
This is also used in transcriptions of the lyrics, where the first word is pronounced as if spelled "bejba" in Polish
Bejba by Put you are Name here April 2, 2023
bejeweled boner
When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.
I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.
bejeweled boner by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010
Bejankety
Bejankety by The Kimmel Leader September 10, 2010
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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