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'Beitnut' is the official term for someone who, although still a nut, is the coolest and most popular nut. Especially by the opposite gender. They're the 'it' nut.
"Oh, dat dude? Yo, he just beinut lately, a'ight?"
Beitnut: the nut who's it.
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So it's like Beirut. Instead of throwing ping pong balls you throw large, preferably heavy objects. At other people's nuts. Hence the name Beinut.
Dude 1 (On the groud in pain)
Dude 2: What just happened to him?
Dude 3: I pegged him in the gonads with a bottle of Tabasco Sauce. I love Beinut.
beinut by Erin Noel April 22, 2006
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The Beatnuts 

An underated Rap group wit Junkyard Ju Ju and Phsyco les
The Beatnuts by Citystars September 21, 2003
One bitnute is 100 mininutes
Sam(gay): @PeeBlah wanna vc?
PeeBlah: Wait one Bitnute
*One bitnute later
*Peeblah joins vc
Joe(straight): my dog died
Bitnute by JoeJayJack May 15, 2022
Its a fatass kid that sounds like a bitch!
Wow that kid shawn is a beatnut to the max!
beatnut by Teebin Pweet September 18, 2006
A dewshbag. A fattass. That sounds like a bitch.
That kid shawn Martin is a beatnut to the max.
beatnut by Teebin Pweet December 27, 2007
This is a girl who is good for nothing but sex, you beat and nut thats all...
Hey man dont try and rap too that girl she aint nothing but a beatnut so do what you gotta do and let's be out...
Beatnut by mrgreen3054 October 30, 2006
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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