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Being a MAN 

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!
Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Being a MAN by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

Being a man 

Oh YUP! Scoop it all in to you breeder incest cult bullshit.
Hym "You are not better thing society by doing your incest cult and you can't maintain that being a man has social modifiers if sex and gender are the same. Being a man is either having a dick OR it's NOT THAT."
Being a man by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now 

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now
Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore 

A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.
Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!

Man I'll bring you a cd 

1. An annoying pleading of your friend who has no internet.
"Man I'll bring you a cd"

dont bring koolaid to a grown mans party

has multiple definitons

1. meaning to bring your A game to wherever you go

2. when going to a party to bring alcohol
Damn man you got your ass layed out, you know this shit man, dont bring koolaid to a grown mans party.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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