Blonde, big tits and a charming smile. Can never pass the chance to take a shit on the golf course or out of a tree. Bundy is her middle name and she wouldnt be the alcoholic she is without it.
Loves a man with dreads and a beard so boys like this keep your eyes open for a bechet.
Bechet is such a special girl that should be kept happy. There is two ways to do this which is either feed her face or get a drink in her. She absolutely loves a fat feed and to get on piss.
You will know exactly when you see a Bechet as she will be wearing a flanny, work shorts and her cowboy boots.
Dont miss your chance to have a Bechet in your life, shes one and a billion.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).