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To concern or bother. To matter to.
Someone gives you an excuse for not being able to do something, but you don't care, as long as you get the result you want.
George Thorogood's "House Rent Blues": His landlady has seen him leaning against a post, not looking for work to get money to pay the rent. He says "but I'm tired!" She replies "That don't befront me, as long as I get my money next Friday."
befront by DrifterSS May 15, 2008
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Everyone has a behind. But, befronts are reserved for those in the population who carry enough weight in their lower midsection that it looks like a butt in the front, hence the term befront. Befronts are also akin to F.U.P.A.'s. Befront is a less vulgar term than F.U.P.A. and can be used in the presence of children, the elderly, and with more refined company.
All of Helene's pants accentuate her befront.
befront by Scherill January 19, 2008
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This is used when you are neither behind or Infront
Move from befront me
Befront by Uglygodxxr September 23, 2019
A shortened slang term meaning in front of, the opposite of behind.
The cashier stepped befront the counter.
befront by EnglishNerdPerson December 15, 2022

befronted 

"That doesn't befront me just so I get my rent money next Tuesday," George Thorogood and the Destroyers.
befronted by Chris Mester May 21, 2004

berrónton 

A rather large shapely rear end; particularly on a woman of latin decent.
" Move girl. Let me see that berrónton."
"Miss, that berrónton you got is on a bean."
"Shake that berrónton baby!!!"
berrónton by Server Man215 March 14, 2013

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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