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Beflangle 

The act of ripping apart pens to construct larger, more balanced pens for the soul purpose of twirling them.
"Matt, what the fuck? You beflangled all of my pens to make your dumb ass shit."
Beflangle by Minwoosuckscock May 3, 2012
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bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils
She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.
bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006
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bofangle grass 

grass that only grows in camp lejeune that can be turned over annually and it sprouts again from the bottom up
thats bofangle grass
bofangle grass by bofangle shady December 6, 2009

belangero 

fucking someone in there ass while they are takeing a shit.
"i gave my mom a belangero and she couldnt shit right for a week"
belangero by brookeconn March 23, 2005

befongle 

verb: to mess with; to softy molest; to touch
I befongled your girlfriend behind the barn.
Please do not befongle me in front of my parents.
befongle by JiLeet November 30, 2010

Berdangled 

Crazy, delirious, cant be bothered, insane, mentally dysfuntional.
"oh man im soo tired from studying last night"
"Yeah man, im berdangled"
Berdangled by malazo November 7, 2011
Belange's are only a few in the world and are very rare to come by. Without a doubt, they tend to be the sweetest people you will ever meet, they have just the biggest of hearts. They will take your girl guaranteed with their sweet talk and charm. Although they are not usually fighters or violent so to speak, they get their ways. They genuinely care for others and often times put them first, you will most definitely be lucky to befriend one. They are slow and passionate kissers and will almost always satisfy a women in bed. They don't ask for much, they only want real love and loyalty.
Awe Belange, you're sooo sweet!
Belange by love_lust May 27, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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