A state of beer-craving; Usually results from a combination of boredom and thirst and can be induced by any conversation involving beer, brewing or a post-work visit to a brewery, brew pub, bar etc. Similar to being horny, except gratification can only be achieved by drinking beer.
John: You look pretty down, what's up?
Adam: I am seriously beerny right now.
John: Well we can stop off at the brew pub on the way home and pick up a pint or two.
Adam: Sounds good to me!
This word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. A Beardy McBaoMa is someone who drives a BMW, loves to drift, and has a beard that's even bigger than his ego. He enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named Hannah, and he's willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. Beardy McBaoMa is allergic to anyone named Payge or Ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you'd have a better chance at jumping the Grand Canyon on a tricycle than dating him.
Did you just see him pull a Beardy McBaoMa on her? Awww hell no!
"Beardy McBaoMa is so dreamy. I love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset." -Hannah
"What'a your name? Payge? Awwww hell no." -Beardy McBaoMa
Innovative and often impromptu method of creating a chandelier by securing empty beer cans to overhead light fixtures. Often coincides with long-lasting games of Beer Pong. The more more beer cans, the classier.