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When somebody becomes shaggable based on the amount of beer you've consumed.
"Is she attractive?"
"No, but if I was intoxicated, so could be beerable"
beerable by mag-dogdog May 31, 2019
the bubble that forms at the mouth of a beer can.
Tessa was unable to drink her Natty Light because she viewed the beerble as an impenetrable barrier keeping her from its cheap, watery glory.
beerble by Tessa Anna March 5, 2008

Beefable 

When someone is hot enough to be fucked.
Guy 1: Dude, she is really hot.

Guy 2: Yeah man, She is totally beefable.
Beefable by cannonccok December 27, 2011
When you think you're out of beer but then find one hiding in the back of your fridge.
We're out of booze...wait, it's a beeracle!
beeracle by ucfreefall April 1, 2006

beerabetic 

One who has special dietary beer needs.
"Want a Bud Light?"
"No thanks, I'm a beerabetic."
"Huh?"
"I'll take a real beer if you have one, though."
"For instance?"
"Oh, you know, Guiness Stout, Sam Adams, Bareknuckle Stout, whatever..."
beerabetic by rogue14 September 7, 2007
An event that should not happen but still does despite the amount of alcohol ingested by the person to whom it occurs.
Guy 1: Terry shotgunned 24 beers and got so drunk that he forgot his own name, but still hooked up Jen and Rebecca.
Guy 2: What a beeracle.
beeracle by Gradez July 26, 2007