beerabetic 

One who has special dietary beer needs.

"Want a Bud Light?"
"No thanks, I'm a beerabetic."
"Huh?"
"I'll take a real beer if you have one, though."
"For instance?"
"Oh, you know, Guiness Stout, Sam Adams, Bareknuckle Stout, whatever..."

beerabetic by rogue14 September 7, 2007

beeretically 

When an idea makes sense due to mass quantities of alcohol.

Damn beeretically, that bitch was lookin good.

Beeretically speaking, officer i can only reach my wallet if you hold my drink...

beeretically by Bryan Spears October 17, 2006

beerametric 

The difference of the equally of the range of the water to alcohol ratio in a weekend

Hey Phillip i drank so much Friday night my beerametric pressure for Saturday was very low

beerametric by BillingZite July 3, 2019