Beer Can 

A shorter but particularly thick penis.

Guy #1: "I heard Glenn has a total beer can."
Guy #2: "Yeah, when I blew him I really had to stretch my mouth."

Beer Can by Bertha Ventation April 25, 2007

beer can 

The unique pattern of intonation produced when an individual of afro-carribean origin annunciates "bacon"

Weeers me beer can?

beer can by Ben, Rob & Tom March 6, 2003

beer can 

a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down

girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"

beer can by neketumeke March 6, 2021

Beer can 

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.

Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.

Beer can by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Beer can 

A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.

The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.

Beer can by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

beer can blanket 

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

beer can blanket by Timtastic January 4, 2009

beer can dick 

A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.

That dude always brags that he's got a beer can dick.

beer can dick by CrazyCollegeKid January 8, 2009