A shorter but particularly thick penis.

The unique pattern of intonation produced when an individual of afro-carribean origin annunciates "bacon"

A penis that is extremely thick, said to resemble a beer can.

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Billy Beer Cans..is a name given to my father by the recycle men (he over heard one rare morning..when he wasnt still pissed out of his brains in bed) on discovering that he had a box FULL of empty beer cans ...and nothing else.
So a 'Billy Beer Cans 'is someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol and loads their recycle bin up to the max with tennants cans.

A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.

when the areola/nipple is about the size of a beer can or bigger.

-take a beer can
-put on youparters areola/nipplearea
-if its same size or bigger then you got your self some beer can nipples
enjoy.....or not