Beer Joggles 

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

Beer Joggles by Geeluvss August 22, 2011

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

what you are wearing when you sleep with mrs simpson

i nailed mrs simpson but, i was wearing my beer goggles (a 12-pack worth).

beergoggles by chris crounse April 17, 2003