The shipname for Shi Qingxuan x He xuan from tian guan ci fu (go read it). They are soulmates. They are sun and moon. They are married. But they are not canon. BTU THEY REALLY SHOULD BE????

beefleaf is literally so perfect. they are kissing rn

beefleaf by beefleaf is real lol May 29, 2021

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beefliner

-noun

Condom. A flexible, rubber or latex liner of one's beef (genitalia).

Origins: 2008 Climbing trip to Red River Gorge, Kentucky, atop Party Time (5.7, 2 pitches).

His baby mama got pregnant again because he didn't use a beefliner.

beefliner by beefliner June 25, 2008

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beefalope

(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.

The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.

"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"

beefalope by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006

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Beepulon

Alternate Name for Our Lord and Saviour Mr Ben Edgar aka Superking aka Bedgar aka Sharky etc.

"Rrrrrrandomat..." 'HARPOONS "Everybody Poon Beepulon aka Ben aka Bedgar aka Sharky."

Beepulon by AlexJewsbury January 6, 2019

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