Beefmuffin 

A contraction of beef cake and muffin; a person who is very muscular but sweet and lovely.

Jen: i dunno, jeff looks like a muscle head.

Sarah: no way, he's such a beefmuffin.

Beefmuffin by Profsprinkles February 6, 2018

Beefmuffin 

A muscular, but short man. Similar to a beefcake.

"Did you see Josh last night? He's such a beefcake."
"Josh is hot and all, but he's 5'4, that man is a beefmuffin"

Beefmuffin by SwolePatrole September 30, 2019

buffmuffin 

female not wearing any panties under her pants

"Hey - I heard that Jane is going buffmuffin today !"

buffmuffin by Marty20525 August 3, 2007

beemuffinsandjam 

dumbass mf who made a SOU HIYORI BODY PILLOW

have you heard of beemuffinsandjam on tiktok?
yeah they made the hiyori body pillow right?

beemuffinsandjam by kenqies July 12, 2021

beefstuffing 

Wearing clothing that is so tight the wearer resembles the airtight packaging found in a supermarket’s packaged meats section.

“Couldn’t help but notice the beefstuffing…you must be going to that new all night place (that very few people go)”

BEEFSTUFFER: one who engages in beefstuffing.

beefstuffing by ThatsAnnoying November 30, 2023