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Beefmuffin 

A muscular, but short man. Similar to a beefcake.
"Did you see Josh last night? He's such a beefcake."
"Josh is hot and all, but he's 5'4, that man is a beefmuffin"
Beefmuffin by SwolePatrole September 30, 2019
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buffmuffin 

female not wearing any panties under her pants
"Hey - I heard that Jane is going buffmuffin today !"
buffmuffin by Marty20525 August 3, 2007

beemuffinsandjam 

dumbass mf who made a SOU HIYORI BODY PILLOW
have you heard of beemuffinsandjam on tiktok?
yeah they made the hiyori body pillow right?
beemuffinsandjam by kenqies July 12, 2021

beefstuffing 

Wearing clothing that is so tight the wearer resembles the airtight packaging found in a supermarket’s packaged meats section.
“Couldn’t help but notice the beefstuffing…you must be going to that new all night place (that very few people go)”

BEEFSTUFFER: one who engages in beefstuffing.
beefstuffing by ThatsAnnoying November 30, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026