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Beefmuffin 

A muscular, but short man. Similar to a beefcake.
"Did you see Josh last night? He's such a beefcake."
"Josh is hot and all, but he's 5'4, that man is a beefmuffin"
Beefmuffin by SwolePatrole September 30, 2019

buffmuffin 

female not wearing any panties under her pants
"Hey - I heard that Jane is going buffmuffin today !"
buffmuffin by Marty20525 August 3, 2007

beemuffinsandjam 

dumbass mf who made a SOU HIYORI BODY PILLOW
have you heard of beemuffinsandjam on tiktok?
yeah they made the hiyori body pillow right?
beemuffinsandjam by kenqies July 12, 2021

beefstuffing 

Wearing clothing that is so tight the wearer resembles the airtight packaging found in a supermarket’s packaged meats section.
“Couldn’t help but notice the beefstuffing…you must be going to that new all night place (that very few people go)”

BEEFSTUFFER: one who engages in beefstuffing.
beefstuffing by ThatsAnnoying November 30, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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