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bungmuffin

Person who is an idiot and has no clue what is going on in the world around them. This person can also be a superfatass who wears a burger king crown on his head (Ex. King Bungmuffin)
King Bungmuffin liked the look of Johnny Odaseed's sexy ass so he offered him some dead chicken.
bungmuffin by Anonymous May 9, 2003

buttmuffin 

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.
Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.
buttmuffin by Suki-M January 6, 2009

buttmuffin 

Oh you buttmuffin! Why'd you do that?
buttmuffin by Maddie14 January 2, 2009

Beefmuffin 

A contraction of beef cake and muffin; a person who is very muscular but sweet and lovely.
Jen: i dunno, jeff looks like a muscle head.

Sarah: no way, he's such a beefmuffin.
Beefmuffin by Profsprinkles February 6, 2018

bungmuffin

When you poop in your muffin batter and bake it.
bungmuffin by fag mya jenn May 10, 2003

buttmuffins 

Cakes that appear on your butt.
Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass
buttmuffins by jd_haze February 15, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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