Beef Squat

The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.

'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'

'I love me some beef squatting'

Beef Squat by nineninenine March 4, 2010

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Beef squad

The squad that doesn't fight but always has a lot of beef

The beef squad looking fresh

Beef squad by JG VO PF AO March 20, 2017

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Beefsquatch

Gene Belcher's alter ego, featuring a mask and his burger costume

I'm Beefsquatch. This is me now!

Beefsquatch by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

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beefsquatching

Drawing away attention from something to make yourself feel more important because you're jealous of another person's success.

JIm is beefsquatching like Gene Belcher because Tom took his date.

beefsquatching by TavG April 19, 2020

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beefaquatta

self explanatory

beefaquatta by winslow October 9, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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