Bednan

“I can smell bednan”
“Craving a bednan”

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Weighed down with a soul-crushing amount of federally-guaranteed student-loan debt.
The name is obviously derived from Fed Chief Ben Bernanke.

I met a cute chick, but she was so bernankified that I couldn't see a future, so I dropped her.

Bernankified by BradPP October 27, 2012

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A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.

"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."

bedangi by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016

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word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

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When you dump in the bed after she's passed out and you leave.

Dude, I just did a bedpan boogie and left before she woke up.

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An immaculately trimmed shield of tangled facts and misleading information designed to effectively disguise an unpopular truth.

We're going to have to comb Bernanke's beard to find out what really happened.

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