Bedminton

Two man playing with their shuttle-cocks together in bed.

"Hey man! Lets have bedminton session later" saying with their gay expression

by The one & only one January 31, 2026

Birdminton

A game played in an inclosed area where blunt objects such as badminton rackets, tennis rackets, etc. are used to kill birds. The game is usually played in a garage or a large barn with many birds and several players. The use of flashlights and dogs is also permitted in most states with the exception of California, Rhode Island and Michigan.

"Those fucking sparrows shit all over my car again. I think it's time we play a little Birdminton."

by steviewonder February 3, 2009

Supreme Badminton God

A Supreme Badminton God (SBG) Someone who is very good at badminton, but as a result, is physically incapable of pleasing a woman. Typically, these people come in the form of Caucasian men, usually from western Canada. Another identifier of an SBG is their unnatural attraction to Asian women.

Person 1: Did you see Danny play yesterday? he is definitely a Supreme Badminton God!

Person 2: That's not exactly a good thing, you know.

by Resident Shitter April 12, 2022

badminton

A Fast-Paced, energetic game requiring stamina, speed, agilty and believe it or not strength. I play Rugby and Basketball and neither are half as taxing as a harsh game of badminton, its a totally hXc sport which everyone should play!

cock : hahah you playin badminton you jessie?
me : dude i'd paste you in the weight room any day you flange, now come over here and serve us up some smash practise...

by the hXc dude October 4, 2005

badminton

A very dynamic, fast-paced game. Badminton requires a lot more agility and strategizing than most people probably think. You have to see it played competitively to really understand the energy and reflexes needed to be good at this sport.

Hitting a birdie over a net with a long-necked racket. Doesn't sound very hard, does it?
Come play with us. >:

by badminton dork :) April 4, 2004

beddington

Brother of Paddington Bear, Beddingtons life got off to a bad start as his brother was appreciated more than he.

Beddington has long black hair with pink roots and unfortunately suffers from hairloss, often when he is insulted or upsetugh which he introduces himself.

Beddington is in a band called "Beddington's Band". (Backing musicians include Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, and Kurt Cobain). Hits include "I am Beddy","Beddington is me" and "I am Beddington".

Beddington smashed a tv shop window after seeing his brother on the screen in the window. He was tried and released on special measures. Beddington then left Paddington on Paddington Station.

He has a friend, calld kloot.

"I am called Beddington."

by emily scarrott July 14, 2006

badminton

Coolest sport ever
Played with a bird
Played solo or with partners

i played badminton for hours, until i hit myself in the head with the racket!

by WaterBottle February 3, 2008