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A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59 depending on age, gender, marital status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the tome one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.
bed time by blii February 20, 2003
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bed time billy
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up now, out of bed
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bed time by Hotshot14380 May 31, 2016
racist term for asians refering to their eyes
"Hey Bob i need help with my math."
"I'm sorry i only know up to advaced calculus, why dont you go ask bed time for some help."
bed time by Samuel Wyss May 22, 2008

bed time story

she touches his thighs as if to measure their capacity, then she sits down and kisses his face licking all of its features.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.
bed time story
fictional glory
bed time story by Krkič November 29, 2019

bed time bitch 

When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.
Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.
bed time bitch by natemev November 26, 2016

Bed time story

1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
Bed time story by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008

bed time bowls

the act of smoking marijuana out of a water bottle bong before bed
"hey justin, wanna hit some bed time bowls tonight"
"sure jorden, im always down for some BTB's"
bed time bowls by jmars94 October 13, 2011
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