Bed Bum

N. Someone who stays in your house, but has no bed, so he wonders from bed to bed during the coarse of the day/night

Adam: Joe is staying at my house and is a total bed bum.

by someone208572035 October 10, 2008

photo'bum'bed

When someone ruins your picture by their ass being in the picture!

That dude with plumber's crack totally photo'bum'bed us in that picture!

by primeyourpump March 14, 2018

bed bump

The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head

"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"

by Reubin Lebezser Snausage May 25, 2006

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED

Physical activity of an at least somewhat sexual nature in a piece of furniture ordinarily used for reclining and sleeping. May be a result of HEE HEE PET PET and/or MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY and lead to chin-chap.

"Soooo," teased Sierra, glancing at Charlize's JBF hair, "looks like someone's been BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED!"

by Jess Park February 22, 2004

Bedbump

(Verb) The act of rolling over in a bed to find an unexpected person, and then bumping into them with an extremely surprised facial expression

"I rolled over in bed this morning to find my neighbor! I bumped into him and totally shrieked! What a bedbump!

by All-Natural January 11, 2014