Bedbump

(Verb) The act of rolling over in a bed to find an unexpected person, and then bumping into them with an extremely surprised facial expression

"I rolled over in bed this morning to find my neighbor! I bumped into him and totally shrieked! What a bedbump!

by All-Natural January 11, 2014

bedrumpled

1. rumpled and bedraggled, as if you just woke up from a restless night, and you went to bed in your clothes.
2. a descriptive word for an unmade bed, particularly one that is especially messy.

1. Jeana moaned as she sat up in bed and saw how bedrumpled she was.
2. My quilts were quite bedrumpled after my golden retrievers were wrestling on my bed.

by Evil Queen of Brookwood March 29, 2009

bed bump

The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head

"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"

by Reubin Lebezser Snausage May 25, 2006