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baculum
A bone in the penis (penis bone, boner) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. Humans do not have a baculum(erections are caused by blood flow); but girls have the the analogous equivalent- a Clitorus.
In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
baculum
1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.
2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
baculum by vanishingly February 28, 2021
baculum
The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.
baculum by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021
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