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baculum
A bone in the penis (penis bone, boner) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. Humans do not have a baculum(erections are caused by blood flow); but girls have the the analogous equivalent- a Clitorus.
In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
baculum
1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.
2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
baculum by vanishingly February 28, 2021
baculum
The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.
baculum by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026