Skip to main content
A bone in the penis (penis bone, boner) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. Humans do not have a baculum(erections are caused by blood flow); but girls have the the analogous equivalent- a Clitorus.

In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.

Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
Ah crap, I couldn't stop thinking about that all-night threesome that I had last night, and my penis grew a baculum.
baculum by Ryuseiken September 20, 2006
Words you can keep
1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.

2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
That hick sat there picking his teeth with a baculum.
baculum by vanishingly February 28, 2021
The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.
Jesse's erection was so prolonged that he might as well call it a baculum.
The sheath of skin covering the clitorus
I tore her beculum. Her beculum was torn.
Beculum by Torn-clit January 16, 2017
A green 40 volt electric leaf blower that makes an annoying high pitched whining noise that makes you want to stab yourself in the ear with an ice pick….AND then in the other ear.
I was awoken from a deep sleep by the shrill of the bacuum at 6:52am.

Why is my self absorbed neighbor bacuuming water off his sacred facking driveway at 6:52am.

I have a lot a lot to say. What the feck possesses you to bacuum pollen off your property at 6:52am?!

You spray tick killer on your neighbor’s kid again, I’ll shove that bacuum so far up your ass that it will blow last night’s meal all over your precious driveway.

The way you touch your bacuum reminds me of how Bill Cosby touched all those lolitas…Douchebag alert at 6:52am
Bacuum by RidgeJob August 21, 2021

《¤》Baclut《¤》bacUlut《¤》bacluT《¤》 

.
《¤》Baclut《¤》bacUlut《¤》bacluT《¤》
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next