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A bone in the penis (penis bone, boner) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. Humans do not have a baculum(erections are caused by blood flow); but girls have the the analogous equivalent- a Clitorus.

In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.

Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.

Ah crap, I couldn't stop thinking about that all-night threesome that I had last night, and my penis grew a baculum.

baculum by Ryuseiken September 20, 2006

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baculum

1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.

2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.

That hick sat there picking his teeth with a baculum.

baculum by vanishingly February 28, 2021

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baculum

The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.

Jesse's erection was so prolonged that he might as well call it a baculum.

baculum by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021

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Beculum

The sheath of skin covering the clitorus

I tore her beculum. Her beculum was torn.

Beculum by Torn-clit January 16, 2017

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Bacuum

A green 40 volt electric leaf blower that makes an annoying high pitched whining noise that makes you want to stab yourself in the ear with an ice pick….AND then in the other ear.

I was awoken from a deep sleep by the shrill of the bacuum at 6:52am.

Why is my self absorbed neighbor bacuuming water off his sacred facking driveway at 6:52am.

I have a lot a lot to say. What the feck possesses you to bacuum pollen off your property at 6:52am?!

You spray tick killer on your neighbor’s kid again, I’ll shove that bacuum so far up your ass that it will blow last night’s meal all over your precious driveway.

The way you touch your bacuum reminds me of how Bill Cosby touched all those lolitas…Douchebag alert at 6:52am

Bacuum by RidgeJob August 21, 2021

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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