because you touch yourself at night
because you touch yourself at night by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003
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Because you touch yourself at night
The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Because you touch yourself at night by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
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Because you touch yourself at night! • because you are • Because you can't • Because you like SUGA • because you're asian • because you're gay • did you search this because you are board • GOML because you're NOML • Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu • Are we playing tag because you’re it chief
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