A word used to describe a females vagina after sex. Normally a steaming beaver occurs after a man has blown into a chick on a cold night. The excess seaman escapes the womans vagina and steams as the night air hits it thus the Steaming part of the beaver. The beaver is used to describe the vagina, as unshaved ones normally have a pubic hair consistancy that is like beaver fur.

We were having a root on the car in the snow last night i shot into her, pulled out she spewed it out and looked like a steaming beaver.

steaming beaver by steamin June 14, 2008

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boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea

I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

boston beaner steamer by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015

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steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

steamer beamer by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

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