Hocobo's definitions

Funk Buddies

The people you go clubbing with on Saturday night but otherwise want nothing to do with.

In your late 30s, you don’t need a sprawling social circle - you just need a couple dependable funk buddies who will commit to the Saturday night dance floor and then respectfully return to their separate lives.

by Hocobo February 26, 2026

steamed beaver

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.

I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.

by Hocobo June 11, 2015