Beaver Hat

A beaver so big you can wear it like a hat.

Damn Alex you have a beaver hat.

by Tha Real Funt June 20, 2011

beaver hat

Don't even think about sleeping with her unless she is wearing a beaver hat!

by jew jappy February 26, 2013

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

The elusivly infamous sexual act where the man successfully fits his whole head into the woman's vagina.

Dag yo!!! My girl is so crazy that she let me try the beaver-skin hat out on her.