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Beaver Hat 

A beaver so big you can wear it like a hat.
Damn Alex you have a beaver hat.
Beaver Hat by Tha Real Funt June 20, 2011

Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal
The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

beaver-skin hat 

The elusivly infamous sexual act where the man successfully fits his whole head into the woman's vagina.
Dag yo!!! My girl is so crazy that she let me try the beaver-skin hat out on her.

beavercat 

A wild drunken animal with long talons and razor-sharp teeth, who thrives during the summer and hibernates all winter long. The beavercat likes attacking black tights and biting exposed limbs. Can be found in packs at the bar and in social settings in Fiji. WARNING: Do not cross paths when a beavercat is angry.
"What happened to your arm?"

"That damn beavercat got me"

"What happened to your tights?"

"My tights are now socks thanks to that beavercat"
beavercat by Skittys March 2, 2010

Anastasia Beaverhausen 

Karen Walker's alias on the TV comedy series Will & Grace.
Karen: Anastasia Beaverhausen. Anastasia as in Russian royalty, Beaverhausen as in...where the beavers live.

Beaverpated 

When You fall in love and it gnaws at you like a beaver gnaws on trees.
I didn't think he loved me but I'm sure beaverpated these days.
Beaverpated by Chloe1776 November 22, 2018