Great way to break the ice when complimenting a woman. She will initially be offended, but when you explain that you're bringing the mean word back with a bright new perspective, she'll come around.
BOGUS - " counterfeit, heinous, ridiculous, absolutely incorrect, odious, wicked, evil, atrocious, monstrous, abominable, detestable, contemptible, reprehensible, despicable, egregious, horrific, terrible, awful, abhorrent, loathsome, hideous, unspeakable, execrable "
BEAU - " Beautiful "
GOUS - " Gorgeous "
BOGUS - " counterfeit, heinous, ridiculous, absolutely incorrect, odious, wicked, evil, atrocious, monstrous, abominable, detestable, contemptible, reprehensible, despicable, egregious, horrific, terrible, awful, abhorrent, loathsome, hideous, unspeakable, execrable "
BEAU - " Beautiful "
GOUS - " Gorgeous "
Man: "Baby you look absolutely BEAUGOUS in that dress?"
Woman: "Really?!?!?! Why would you even say that to me... That's like the worst..no one ever even uses that word anymore!"
Man: "I apologize for not making it clear. I made this word up, to bring back a terrible word in a bright fashion... what i meant to say is 'You look absolutely beautiful and gorgeous.'"
Woman: *blushes and feels embarrassed for being rude with a half smile, hand passing thru the hair, and fuck me eyes* "Oh my! I am so sorry..i ... thought you.. oh you know what you Did! Can I buy you a drink and take you back to my place?"
Woman: "Really?!?!?! Why would you even say that to me... That's like the worst..no one ever even uses that word anymore!"
Man: "I apologize for not making it clear. I made this word up, to bring back a terrible word in a bright fashion... what i meant to say is 'You look absolutely beautiful and gorgeous.'"
Woman: *blushes and feels embarrassed for being rude with a half smile, hand passing thru the hair, and fuck me eyes* "Oh my! I am so sorry..i ... thought you.. oh you know what you Did! Can I buy you a drink and take you back to my place?"
by TheRealPead August 30, 2018