Beater monkey

When someone looks beat as fuck

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck

by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

beaver monkey

Sexually active lesbian.
Aggressive homosexual female.

When going to Vixen in Provincetown, the beaver monkeys were all over the fresh meat.

by TekLust January 1, 2008

Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

Beaver Money

An amount of money that is saved up over a period of time that can only be used at the next visit to a strip club

Marty - Hey, you wanna go the strip tonight? Bill - Yeah definitely. Haven't been for ages and got $60's of beaver money saved up.

by Braddo February 4, 2014