mathias's definitions

monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

Lamb of God

gay "metalcore" pop band, kids love to "mosh" and headbang with shaved heads to this product. see also mtv

Why would anyone want to listen to Lamb of God except to "piss off" mommy and daddy.

by mathias February 16, 2005

auk

Kind, sweet and delicious. A little bit of perfection.

"God, this man is so great in bed. He's simply an auk !"

by Mathias January 14, 2004

Dutch princess

Going backdoor on a blonde girl

I gave Iggy Azalea a Dutch Princess while watching Kingsmen the movie

by Mathias March 27, 2015

air fuck

A thrusting motion in the pelvic area performed by a male without female nor pillow below him

Good god i heard Peaches air fucked naked on all fours in front of those girls, have him no shame?

by Mathias September 8, 2004

kohshi

1. Japanese name meaning "little cow."

2. Comfortable, at ease.

I'm not very kohshi with my name.

Something just ain't kohshi.

by Mathias June 9, 2004

boner

That which one uses to bone people.

I totally used my boner to bone that bonehead.

by Mathias November 8, 2005