Beastre
Beastre or Besttre is a combination of a first and last name. The first name is "Tre" from the French “treis” and the Latin “tres”. The term has been used to describe blatant ignorance and stupidity, but at its root, Beastre is a historical account of stupidity rotting the internet. Accounts of Beastre state that he is a 5'4 decaffeinated African with a short fuse and an even shorter penis. He is generally speaking unable to handle the most insignificant amount of trolling or jokes surrounding his flaws. He has turned into an incel both as a form of counter culture and a way to deal with his lack of female attention. He originally called himself "Asexual", but further analysis of his lust for women proves otherwise. Tre Best has been a long-time member of the group called "Bruh HQ", but he was banned for being a dumb piece of shit (figuratively and literally speaking). After numerous failers to handle minor trolling he blocked the majority of Bruh HQ on all social media platforms. Dr. Dehpootisman is an elusive figure who holds great power over the counsel of Bruh HQ. There have been theories towards his name and whereabouts, but nothing has come back conclusively. Dehpootisman has also {REDACTED}. Waltoge/Runescape was one of Beastre's first adversaries. Waltoge has always been a neutral force in his life only resorting to trolling when most funny, but Beastre's ignorance did not allow him to see through these elabret ruses.
I could be Gaming Right now .
Beastre you need to think.
Beastre: every time I think things get worse.
Don't ruin my reputation.
FUCK OFF SIT ON A PINE CONE!
Get better bro
Beastre you need to think.
Beastre: every time I think things get worse.
Don't ruin my reputation.
FUCK OFF SIT ON A PINE CONE!
Get better bro
Beastre by NotSirStinkyHarriot October 30, 2021
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