Beastre

Beastre or Besttre is a combination of a first and last name. The first name is "Tre" from the French “treis” and the Latin “tres”. The term has been used to describe blatant ignorance and stupidity, but at its root, Beastre is a historical account of stupidity rotting the internet. Accounts of Beastre state that he is a 5'4 decaffeinated African with a short fuse and an even shorter penis. He is generally speaking unable to handle the most insignificant amount of trolling or jokes surrounding his flaws. He has turned into an incel both as a form of counter culture and a way to deal with his lack of female attention. He originally called himself "Asexual", but further analysis of his lust for women proves otherwise. Tre Best has been a long-time member of the group called "Bruh HQ", but he was banned for being a dumb piece of shit (figuratively and literally speaking). After numerous failers to handle minor trolling he blocked the majority of Bruh HQ on all social media platforms. Dr. Dehpootisman is an elusive figure who holds great power over the counsel of Bruh HQ. There have been theories towards his name and whereabouts, but nothing has come back conclusively. Dehpootisman has also {REDACTED}. Waltoge/Runescape was one of Beastre's first adversaries. Waltoge has always been a neutral force in his life only resorting to trolling when most funny, but Beastre's ignorance did not allow him to see through these elabret ruses.

I could be Gaming Right now .

Beastre you need to think.

Beastre: every time I think things get worse.

Don't ruin my reputation.

FUCK OFF SIT ON A PINE CONE!

Get better bro

by NotSirStinkyHarriot October 30, 2021

bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.

Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Beastro

A term started by YouTuber Reggiecuhh, Beastro or Beast is a very ugly person. They can come in all shapes and sizes.

Boaa that’s a beastro ain’t it lhhh

by HOFCocksman November 9, 2022

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Beastie Boys

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.

I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.

by PCGator July 14, 2004

bastress

bastard, the female version

Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!

by melody April 2, 2004

beastie boys

the best jews since jezus.

i just got the new beastie boys album hello nasty

by symple jack March 14, 2009