Beast Whore

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noun. in short a buddies girlfriend that is uncool, spiteful and on the verge of being overweight. The defining quality of a "beast whore" is when the "girl" while going out with your buddy, continually expands to the point of obesity, then dumps your buddy to gain more weight leaving your friend heartbroken.

John, don't let that Beast Whore get you down!! Go get a skinny chick!

Beast Whore by Dr Asseater August 2, 2006

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beat whore

Someone who listens to a song not for its lyrics but for it's beat

Mike: are you listening to a Dr Dre song
Steve: yeah what's wrong with that
Mike: his lyrics suck and he's got no flow only a beat whore would enjoy this
Steve: but it's got a good beat

beat whore by That One Dude With a Keyboard July 4, 2015

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best friend whore

That one person who refers to everyone as their "best friend" when it's convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore

Cindy (to Janice): Hey, best friend! Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
Shaniqua: Bitch, you said I was your best friend.
Janice: Cindy's such a best friend whore.

best friend whore by Afrodisiacs August 25, 2015

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Best Buy WHORE

a whore to the greatest extent attracted to dudes who work at best buy.

guy 1: dude there goes the best buy WHORE

guy 2: i can tell by the trail of herpes behind her.

Best Buy WHORE by best buy whore February 26, 2009

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fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.

Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.

fantastic beasts and where to find them by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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