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Bearkoing 

Ill bet dude is a Bearkoing
Bearkoing by Dr PhilSucksCock October 24, 2010
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barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.
After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

bearmingo 

A cross between a bear and a flamingo.
The tall, skinny legged bear was, in fact, a bearmingo.
bearmingo by i'm websta' June 25, 2010

Walrus Barking 

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.
I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.
Walrus Barking by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

Child Bearing Hips 

The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children
Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.
Child Bearing Hips by BabbaFats January 9, 2017

my dogs are barking 

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.
my dogs are barking by APB15 March 31, 2009

Arkansas Barking Spider 

To pass gas, Fart
joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
Arkansas Barking Spider by handymanCT December 17, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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