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Beard Juice 

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.
Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.
Beard Juice by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012

Juice beard 

The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.
Dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night...Did you hose down your juice beard?
Juice beard by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010

Bear juice

The yellowish fluid containing waste products produced by vertebrates.
"It looks like I'm having a rave for one, only my feet are fixed and my glowstick is leaking bear juice."
Bear juice by PuerScelestus February 14, 2014

juice bears 

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.
Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.
juice bears by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010

Juicy Polar Bear

An amazing guy who is also an APE.
He is a YouTuber who does Human Fall Flat, Hyperscape, Fall guys, rocket League, Rainbow six siege and more!
Woah, that Juicy Polar Bear is awesome!
Juicy Polar Bear by Juicy Polar Bear September 25, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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