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Beard Juice 

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.
Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.
Beard Juice by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012

Juice beard 

The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.
Dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night...Did you hose down your juice beard?
Juice beard by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010

Bear juice

The yellowish fluid containing waste products produced by vertebrates.
"It looks like I'm having a rave for one, only my feet are fixed and my glowstick is leaking bear juice."
Bear juice by PuerScelestus February 14, 2014

juice bears 

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.
Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.
juice bears by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010

Juicy Polar Bear

An amazing guy who is also an APE.
He is a YouTuber who does Human Fall Flat, Hyperscape, Fall guys, rocket League, Rainbow six siege and more!
Woah, that Juicy Polar Bear is awesome!
Juicy Polar Bear by Juicy Polar Bear September 25, 2020