A feminine beard grown by bald males in Yucaipa. The beard starts at the earlobe and runs down the jawline. Similar to a happy trail in a gay parade, the beard attracts males of all shapes and sizes.
Bruce... How long did it take you to grow that fag beard?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?
used to describe someone who is a pan (see definition for pan) and is awkward and chunky like a bear, and all at the same time is acting like a major homosexual.
wow man, you are moving and acting like a pan bearfaggot.
really murphy? you come up into this party and start acting like a pan bear faggot? not cool.
An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decentclean human beings.
Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.